Dumb Blonde jokes

Post comments on this blog post with your best Dumb Blonde Jokes on the comments. :)
Here's one to get you started. :)

A blonde walks into a hair salon wearing headphones and asked to get her hair cut, but she has to keep the headphones on. Finally the hairdresser just rips the headphones off and the blonde drops dead. So the hairdresser picks up the headphones and listens.
He hears, "Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out."

Now it's your turn!